What do I have to do to get a sleep in around here?!

This morning was terrible, I ordered Freud on Leonardo Da Vinci so this morning it came and I think the post man had fun chapping my door as he posted it through the letter box so I got up thinking someone was at my door got there and no one was there but my book was on the floor.
I went back to bed only to be awoken with another knock on the door, getting there I find a woman with a box and handing me it and saying something that I can’t quite remember since I was half shut, as I close the door my house phone starts ringing so as you do, I answered it…My dad wanting something I probably should phone him back because I replied to whatever he said with “Too tired going back to bed, phone you later” and promptly put the phone down and went back to bed.
I’m in bed dozing off and guess what? The fucking door has a dreadful awakening knock on it I sit up with a very “WTF?!?!” manor and go to the door, I should remind you I was wearing only my boxer shorts :-/. I answer the door, who’s standing there? That woman asking for her box back something about the wrong house and it should’ve been the crescent she delivered it too. I gave her box back thanked her for awakening me once again and went back to bed thinking ‘Oh that’s me I’ll get another few hours undisturbed sleep’.
Only to be disturbed half an hour later by a phone call from my mum!!!! Telling me I should get up and blah blah.
Moral of the story? Unplug your phones and erect signposts at the side of your front door asking not to be disturbed before mid day, now off to phone my dad.

~ by Kyle on December 15, 2006.